1. Ever since childhood I've hated the sound of someone eating a banana.
2. Whenever I hear the song "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp on the radio, I know everything will be okay--in whatever sense or significance "everything will be okay" has, at that particular time. Yes, it's very vague, I know. This started--I don't remember why--back when I was in high school or college, and as you can imagine, I heard the song a lot more often then (it was released in 1979). But I do still occasionally hear it. It has to be on the radio; it doesn't count if I play it on my iPod, or hear it at someone's house. And it always makes me feel--vaguely--reassured.
3. I broke off one of my upper incisors biting into a chocolate reindeer head.
4. I was born with an extra digit on my left hand. Well, sort of; it was next to my thumb, and had only vestigial bones, so I couldn't move it. The pediatric surgeon wanted to remove it immediately, but my parents were afraid to put me under general anesthesia. Finally when I was almost three they gave in, and unfortunately by then I was old enough to remember being terrified by the hospital smells and the mask they put over my face.
5. I can't roll my "r"s--a serious handicap when speaking Italian. (Does every infinitive verb really have to include an"r"?!)
6. I used to make my little sister cry just so I could comfort her. Sick, I know. Or pathetic. Or both.
7. I've never been stung by a bee or a wasp.
*Yes, there are seven, because...one of the above is completely false. Can you guess which one?