There are a lot of great knitting blogs out there, but not many that provide a reliable laugh (which is probably one reason the Yarn Harlot and Knit and Tonic are so popular). I miss Rachel of Lickety Knit for that reason; she always made me laugh, but since having twins she has (alas) disappeared from the blogosphere.
Anyway, I've decided to start a new "Easily Amused" blog category. I'm sure it won't be daily or even weekly, and I can't promise that anyone but me will find it funny, but hey-- at least I'll amuse myself.
(Don't worry, no more long prologues-- in future "Easily Amused" posts I'll just jump right in.)
Homer Simpson to Marge:
I love watching you knit. It reminds me of watching pictures download on our old dial-up modem.
Overheard from the back seat of the car-- one teenager to another (don't you love how they forget that there is a parent driving?):
No, no, no. That means "talk to the hand," not "give me five."